Est. 2024
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Cauliflower University isn’t about the ears. It’s about the mindset. It’s about embracing the world’s most demanding martial arts, the mental toughness attained, constant learning, and remaining a student of the art.
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Two designs, three ways to wear them — rashguard, shorts, or the matched set for less.
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Start with a set, or build the rotation one piece at a time.
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Sets
Rashguard and shorts, matched and priced together. The cheapest way into a full kit.
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Rashguards
Short-sleeve compression tops. Four-way stretch, flatlock seams, built to survive the wash.
2 products
Collection
Shorts
Reinforced side seams and a gusseted crotch, cut for full range of motion.
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Belts, translated. Your instructor decides when you move up — we just put it in university terms.
Freshman
White Belt
Sophomore
Blue Belt
Junior
Purple Belt
Senior
Brown Belt
Faculty
Black Belt